"The Pope doesn’t come over to where you work and slap Jamie Dimon’s dick out of your mouth" made me guffaw.
avengers as evening gowns GO
Ingenious Bathroom Graffiti by Reid Faylor
I found the two butts.
no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to see because that shit is pretty hard to do and so is typing it all up and just thinking of the plot and all the little details idk writers are great
So I’m making a Homestuck fan comic
That’s all there is to say on the matter
Photographic evidence of Justin throwing small minority children and smiling about it.
your name is jade.
you have been up for quite a while now. you are prone to sudden bouts of insomnia, but this vexatious restlessness has been plaguing you even more persistently as of late. try as you might, you cannot remember the last time you were able to get a good night’s sleep. not that this revelation comes as a surprise. it is difficult to remember much of anything at all.
a chance glimpse of your clock confirms it is the 13th of april – has been for nearly four hours now, and you are almost certain there was something you needed to do today. a person you wanted to talk to. but there is no one else here except bec.
good dog, you think. best friend.
your name is jade, and you can’t help but feel there is something you’re missing.